Trumperlain bound for Peace Nobel Prize

Mr. Trumper­lain, after his return from the »most suc­cess­ful talks about the denu­clea­riz­a­ti­on of North Korea« with Mr. Kim, clai­med: »…the sett­le­ment of the Kore­an pro­blem, which has now been achie­ved is, in my view, only the pre­lude to a lar­ger sett­le­ment in which all Asia may find peace.«[1]Appease­ment

Trumper­lain said, he was con­vin­ced he was »brin­ging peace with honour« and con­ti­nued: »I belie­ve it is peace for our time. We thank you from the bot­tom of our hearts. Go home and get a nice quiet sleep.«[2]Peace for our time

A spo­kes­man of the Nor­we­gi­an Nobel Com­mit­tee decla­red that Trumper­lain was »defi­ni­te­ly« a can­di­da­te for the next Peace Nobel Pri­ze: »We’ll even make it a lot big­ger than the ones befo­re, so that anyo­ne can see the dif­fe­rence com­pa­red to the tiny one we gave to Mr. Obama.«

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